TotalTelly.co.uk

Devoted to Popular, Cult and Retro TV

Home

Seinfeld

1990 -> 1998

Categories: Comedy

Seinfeld (PG) - Channel 6 - 19/05/2008 13:30:00

Showing on Channel 6 at 1:30pm, May 19th for 30 minutes

The Mom and Pop Store. (Series 6, episode 8)
Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way.

Seinfeld (PG) - Channel 6 - 19/05/2008 19:30:00

Showing on Channel 6 at 7:30pm, May 19th for 30 minutes

The Race. (Series 6, episode 10)
Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he was faster.

Seinfeld (PG) - Channel 6 - 20/05/2008 13:30:00

Showing on Channel 6 at 1:30pm, May 20th for 30 minutes

Seinfeld (PG) - Channel 6 - 20/05/2008 19:30:00

Showing on Channel 6 at 7:30pm, May 20th for 30 minutes

The Switch. (Series 6, episode 11)
Kramer's mom (Sheree North) reveals her son's name to George. Jerry and George come out with a scheme to get rid of Jerry's girlfriend and start dating her roommate : "what about a threesome ?"...

Seinfeld (PG) - Channel 6 - 21/05/2008 13:30:00

Showing on Channel 6 at 1:30pm, May 21st for 30 minutes

Seinfeld (PG) - Channel 6 - 21/05/2008 19:30:00

Showing on Channel 6 at 7:30pm, May 21st for 30 minutes

The Label Maker. (Series 6, episode 12)
Elaine and Jerry are suspicious of a friend's gift. Kramer takes playing a game of Risk against Newman seriously.

Seinfeld (PG) - Channel 6 - 22/05/2008 13:30:00

Showing on Channel 6 at 1:30pm, May 22nd for 30 minutes

The Scofflaw. (Series 6, episode 13)
Elaine and Jerry are suspicious of a friend's gift. Kramer takes playing a game of Risk against Newman seriously.

Seinfeld (PG) - Channel 6 - 22/05/2008 19:30:00

Showing on Channel 6 at 7:30pm, May 22nd for 30 minutes

The Scofflaw. (Series 6, episode 13)
George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone new except him.

Video Where Available

Seinfeld George Costanza at Kruger Industrial Smoothing

Published: Thu, 15 May 2008 16:21:52 -0700

"Seinfeld" The Slicer (1997) George applies for an interview with Kruger Industrial Smoothing and gets the job, but notices in Kruger's office a picture of Kruger and his family at the beach with a not-so-bald George in the background. Later George tells Kramer and Jerry at Monk's Cafe about the "boombox incident" that occurred in the summer of 1989: George was at the beach and a family set down next to him. After returning from swimming in the surf, George found all his things gone. After screaming at the kids from the family, he became so angry he threw their boombox into the ocean. Moments later, he found his things in the water and realized that the tide, not the kids, had taken them out. The father (Kruger) demanded George pay for the boombox, so George evaded it by giving him a fake address. Now, George is worried that he may get fired once Kruger recognizes him from the picture. Kramer suggests sneaking the picture out and getting George's image airbrushed out. George takes to the idea and leaves. Kramer is annoyed at the shoddy slicing of the meat in the sandwiches he eats, stating that he "hasn't had a decent sandwich in 13 years." He solves his problem by getting a meat slicer. The next day, George goes to pick up the picture, but finds out Kruger was airbrushed out instead of him (due to Kruger's baldness, the clerk mistook him for George, since George in the picture still had hair. He also points this out to George, annoying him further). Elaine realizes her neighbor's cat now can't eat because shutting off the power also shut off its automatic feeder. Jerry tells Elaine his date with Dr. Sidarides didn't go well because she kept making him feel like "if I don't save lives, I'm worthless." Elaine then reveals that Sidarides is a dermatologist and Jerry gets annoyed at this, not considering a dermatologist to be a "life-saver." George convinces him to go on a "revenge date" to tell her off. Elaine and Kramer go back to Elaine's apartment with the meat slicer and feed the cat under the door. Elaine borrows Kramer's slicer, but uses it for slicing other things, and eventually gets a piece of her heel stuck in it. Jerry's revenge date doesn't go well when a former patient of Sidarides' comes up and thanks her for saving his life. The reason: he had skin cancer. George goes back to the Foto Hut, and finds himself airbrushed out, and only a drawing of Kruger back in. He then realizes he has to get a photo of his boss without his shirt on (as he was in the picture) to put back in. When Elaine drops by to pick up pliers to remove the heel from Kramer's slicer, she drops a helpful tip about how Sidarides goes by offices screening people for skin cancer (that's how they met). George then realizes all he has to do is set up a screening at Kruger's and he can get his picture (after Jerry apologizes to Sidarides). Kramer goes to Elaine's to pick up his slicer. She manages to get the heel out just in time, but dings up the blade in the process. When trying to get back into Elaine's apartment, he accidentally pulls off her doorknob, trapping her inside. Jerry starts getting an allergic reaction. Kramer thinks Sidarides gave it to him when he went down to apologize to her. He decides to go down to Kruger's - where Sidarides is doing the cancer screening - and ask her. Kramer comes along to pick up with blade. Jerry insults Sidarides and causes her to leave. As Kruger comes in for his screening, Kruger mistakes Kramer for the doctor. Kramer then checked Kruger for moles or "freckles' ugly cousin" (as Kramer puts it). He takes a picture of Kruger for George, but finds a mole on Kruger's right shoulder. George gets the picture fixed and Kramer starts getting into dermatology. While flipping through one of Kramer's medical books, Jerry finds a section on his condition and figures out that his hives came from an allergic reaction to Benzene, commonly used as a metal cleaner. Kramer had been using Jerry's hand towel with metal cleaner to clean his slicer blade, and gave him hives. George returns to work and suggests Kruger go see another dermatologist about his mole, but finds Kruger isn't worried about it. Because the mole is visible in the picture (which he thinks was taken in 1989), he thinks it hasn't grown. Kruger then reveals to George about that day when he and his kids took this "pear-shaped loser"'s clothes and threw it all in the ocean. George gets mad and informs him that the pear-shaped loser was him to which Kruger replies, "Well I'll be, you've lost a lot of hair." At the end of the episode, Kramer, George and Jerry camp outside Elaine's apartment, feeding her under the door until the locksmith arrives to fix the doorknob Kramer had broken earlier. Jerry sees another dermatologist and George ends up not getting fired anyway because Kruger "didn't care."

Author: SeinfeldTV Keywords: seinfeld jerry george kramer krouger elaine Added: May 15, 2008

Seinfeld Candy Lineup

Published: Thu, 15 May 2008 12:09:35 -0700

"Seinfeld" The Dealership (1998) Jerry plans to buy a car with an insider deal from David Puddy, who has been promoted to a car salesman. George warns Jerry to watch out for deceptive car dealers. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman. Elaine returns from a lunch with Puddy at Arby's. Puddy offers Jerry a "high five." Kramer misses the turn to go back to the dealership; instead, he plans to give the car a full test of a Kramer daily routine. Hungry, George seeks out something to eat and must settle for a vending-machine candy bar. Only he can't get one from the machine with a crinkled dollar bill so he asks a mechanic (who he knows has a crisp dollar) for assistance and is refused service. Finally, when he gets the correct change, the Twix bar fails to drop, staying in the machine. With his errands run, Kramer's next test is to take the car to the limits of its fuel tank. Irritated, George seeks assistance from a salesman. When they return to the machine, the Twix bar George had hanging and the one behind it are gone. George suspects the mechanic. Elaine and Puddy have a fight and break up. Jerry's insider deal is off. George confronts the mechanic. Jerry wants George to help him get a good deal; however, George is only interested in getting back at the mechanic. The car salesman riding with Kramer really gets into driving below empty. George tries to complain about the mechanic, but gets into a debate about candy bars. In an attempt to get a great deal on his car, Jerry tries to put Elaine and Puddy "in a relationship today." George sets up a candy bar lineup, to implicate the mechanic, only to find his lineup being eaten. Elaine and Puddy get back together and Jerry is going to get his deal, until Puddy says "high five" to Jerry, one time too many. Kramer and the salesman, with the dealership in sight, decide instead to go for it. Just 5 more miles, no turning back!!

Author: SeinfeldTV Keywords: twix candy lineup seinfeld Added: May 15, 2008

Seinfeld The Jimmy

Published: Wed, 14 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700

"Seinfeld" The Jimmy (1995) Jerry, George and Kramer finished playing a game of basketball with Jimmy, a man who always refers to himself in the third person. Jimmy is wearing special training shoes which supposedly improve vertical leap, and George wants a pair. George says he shouldn't have exercised because, even though he took a shower, "it wouldn't take" ? he's a "human heat pump" and will be sweating later at an important meeting. Jerry and Kramer are scheduled to see Dr. Tim Whatley, the dentist ("The Mom & Pop Store"). At the New York Yankees meeting Mr. Wilhelm informs there have been a series of escalating burglaries, and he thinks it's an "inside job"; George is sweating heavily. While Jerry waits to see Tim Whatley he notices there are Penthouse magazines in the waiting room. Back at the apartment, Elaine has tickets to a benefit for the Able Mentally Challenged Adults (AMCA) featuring Mr. Mel Torm�, "the Velvet Fog". Elaine also says she wants to meet a handsome blonde guy from the health club, but Jerry and George claim to have no idea who she is talking about because they "can't find beauty in a man". Jerry is disgusted about the magazines he found in Whatley's dental office, although he did take a peek. Kramer on the other hand can't wait for his appointment. George says he and Jimmy will make good money by selling the special shoes. Kramer tastes some Kung Pao and finds it too spicy. At the health club Elaine tries to get the attention of the blonde man but ends up talking with Jimmy, mistaking his own declarations of interest in her for that of the blonde man because of Jimmy's peculiar way of talking about himself in the third person. Elaine thus agrees to a date with Jimmy. Kramer visits Tim Whatley's office. Later at the health club, because of the novocaine, Kramer is drooling water all over the floor and speaking awkwardly. Kramer tells Jerry that Whatley has a new "adults-only policy" for his office. Then, because of the water, Jimmy slips while demonstrating some "new moves" ? "Jimmy's down!" ? and severely injures his leg--"Jimmy's got a compound fracture!"--and promises revenge--"Jimmy's gonna get you, Kramer! Jimmy holds grudges!" On the street, Kramer is still wearing the silly-looking training shoes and, still suffering from the effects of the novocaine, is mistaken for an "Able Mentally Challenged Adult". Kramer shares a taxicab with Arnold Deensfrei, the organizer of AMCA, who mistakes his novocaine-induced condition for that of an MCA and invites him to the event. Without Jimmy, George fails to demonstrate the value of the training shoes to employees at a sneaker store, as his vertical leap is embarrassingly short. At the apartment, Kramer says he is invited to the benefit as the guest of honor; Jerry and Elaine realize the confusion because of the novocaine and the shoes. At a second appointment with Dr. Whatley, Jerry is put to sleep with nitrous oxide. Jerry notices that his regular assistant Jennifer has been replaced by Cheryl; Whatley, with a knowing grin, tells Jerry she's at Dr. Sussman's office because "we find it fun to swap now and then." George eats Kung Pao at work and is again sweating when individually questioned by Mr. Wilhelm about the stolen goods--who has walked in while George is on the phone with Sports Wholesalers talking about lots of shoes..."beautiful athletic gear." Wilhelm accuses George of being a terrible liar, thinking the sweat is an unmistakable indication of guilt. George, in response, replies in the third person: "George likes his chicken spicy." When Jerry wakes up he has blurred vision but sees Whatley and his nurse dressing up. At Monk's Cafe Jerry discusses with Elaine that he may have been violated while asleep. Elaine says she has a date with Jimmy; after Jerry's description of his way of talking she realizes she is going with the wrong guy. George enters, talking again in the third person saying he must answer before George Steinbrenner for the stolen equipment. Elaine meets Jimmy again at the health club. She learns that Hank, the man she liked, is gay, begins to find Jimmy's manner of speech interesting, and decides to remain with him, declaring that she once tried to "convert" a gay man ("The Beard") but will not try that again. At the benefit, Kramer is no longer under the effect of drugs. However, Jimmy arrives and starts fighting with him, slugging him in the face before being dragged out by security, all the while yelling "Jimmy's gonna get you, Kramer! Hands off Jimmy! Don't-touch-Jimmy!!!"; Kramer's lip becomes swollen and he once again looks and speaks as if he is mentally challenged. While facing Steinbrenner George starts talking in third person; this confuses George Steinbrenner who ends up blathering about his lunch. At the benefit, Mel Torm� dedicates the old standby song When You're Smiling to Kramer.

Author: SeinfeldTV Keywords: seinfeld the jimmy 3rd person tense Added: May 14, 2008