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Blades of Glory (2007)


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Take two male figure skaters, throw in a preposterous storyline, and you've got Blades of Glory, a surprisingly funny film that almost makes you forgive Will Ferrell for his back-to-back 2005 clunkers Kicking & Screaming and Bewitched. This time around, Ferrell eats the scenery in his role as a sex-addicted, cocky skating champ named Chazz Michael Michaels. When he gets into an on-podium fight with his nemesis and co-gold medallist Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite), both skaters are banned from competing in men's figure-skating events. Forever.

Their fall from grace is brutal. Chazz is forced to work for a D-list skating show, while pampered Jimmy is disowned by his wealthy and cold-hearted adoptive father (excellently played by William Fichtner), who only wants to be around winners. When Jimmy points out that he tied for gold, his dad cruelly says, "If I wanted to share, I would've bought you a brother." Flash forward 3-1/2 years and Jimmy's No. 1 stalker Hector (Nick Swardson) says he's found a loophole. Jimmy's been banned from men's singles events, but there's nothing that says he can't compete in pairs skating. After a chance meeting with Chazz, mayhem ensues as the two rivals team up to go against the brother-and-sister team of Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg (played by Will Arnett and his real-life wife, Amy Poehler of Saturday Night Live and Mean Girls fame). The Van Waldenbergs will stop at nothing to beat the competition, even if that means literally beating up the competition. They have no qualms manipulating their sweet little sister (Jenna Fischer, The Office USA) to seduce both men to try to break up the team.

The finale will be no surprise to moviegoers who know that comedies like this aren't set up to make its leading men losers. But there is one brief skating sequence set in North Korea that will surprise (and shock) many viewers because of its brutality. Ferrell and Heder make a great comedy team. Though he has been accused of playing the same role since his breakthrough performance in Napoleon Dynamite and, to a certain extent, plays a similar type of role here, Heder is spot-on as Jimmy. He manages to convey innocence, bitterness, and longing--all within the span of a few seconds and while wearing a peacock unitard (You can understand why Hector is so enthralled with him). Look for guest appearances by real-life skating champs Scott Hamilton, Brian Boitano, Peggy Fleming, Dorothy Hamill, Nancy Kerrigan, and Sasha Cohen, who gets to sniff Chazz's jockstrap. --Jae-Ha Kim


Let me put my poems in you
Review date: 2008-10-10 Rating: 10 out of 10

To give this a low score is simple snobbery. This film is what it is and very watchable.

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Warning: *SILLY FILM* - please leave your intellectual expectations at the door
Review date: 2008-09-19 Rating: 8 out of 10

If you're looking for Ingmar Bergman, this won't be the film for you!

This is a film to put on when your mates are round after the pub has closed and you all want a good laugh - the storyline is linear, the characterisations large and brash. All the better for it too.

It reminds me of Rob Reiner at times, in the way that the director cuts to interviews with the main protagonists and presents scenes through the form of television shows. But this writer and director are new generation Rob Reiners - ones who have spent too much sniffing the gluepot to be accorded the reputation that their more serious forerunners received? Maybe so.



best one yet from Will Ferrell
Review date: 2008-09-06 Rating: 10 out of 10

I usually like Will Ferrell`s humour and I loved this film. It`s his funniest so far.

Forgettable
Review date: 2008-05-24 Rating: 2 out of 10

I'll never understand how films like this draw crowds like bees to honey. I find them to be trite, simplistic and, ultimately, insulting. The caliber of humor here suggests the average viewer is hopelessly high school - forever snapping bra straps & giggling at fart jokes. Haven't the majority of moviegoers evolved beyond this by now?

Give it six months and you won't even remember if you've seen it or not... it's that forgettable.

Ferrell's best roll.
Review date: 2008-05-07 Rating: 8 out of 10

I had only seen Will Ferrell in roles from Bewitched and Elf, both of which I didn't like. Jon Heder is of course well known as Napoleon Dynamite. I was bored, turned on the television, switched to Sky Movies and ended up with Blades of Glory. And you know what? It's actually quite good.

There, I said it. It's a film I'm almost ashamed to like. Ferrell plays a sex crazed egomaniac in what is simply his best role yet, Heder plays the "uber skater" trained to perfection since he was a child. The humour is a tad crude, but it still had me coming back for more.

Now excuse me while I close the curtains and dim the lights in order to hide my embarrassment as I watch this glorious trash yet again.

Product Details/Specifications


Actor(s):
Jon Heder
Will Ferrell
Amy Poehler
Will Arnett
Jenna Fischer

Creators:
Will Ferrell (Primary Contributor)
Jon Heder (Primary Contributor)

Director(s):

Recording label: Paramount Home Entertainment (UK)
Manufacturer: Paramount Home Entertainment (UK)
EAN: 5051188153038
Binding: DVD
Number of items: 1
Format: PAL,
Release date: 2007-08-06
Audience rating: To Be Announced
Region code: 2
Running time: 93 minutes
Theatrical release date: 2007
Language: English (Original Language)

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