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The Marine [2006]
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Don't bother
Review date: 2008-05-24 Rating: 2 out of 10
It starts off with the most ridiculous scene at the beginning and goes down hill from there. The worst acting I've ever seen and not a great plot either. I was glad I had only rented this instead of bought!
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Reviews
laughable
Review date: 2008-04-26 Rating: 4 out of 10
John cena should stick to wrestling!, starts off ok but runs into a brick wall with the lack of a decent story line .. one for the less minded individuals out there!.
One for the girls
Review date: 2008-03-21 Rating: 8 out of 10
Here's how it goes. Ok, this is packaged and sold as a boys all action movie and if that's why you buy it then you're bound to think it's a load of tripe, because, let's face it. That's what it is. The acting is awful, the plot is diabolical and well....you get the point.
There is an alternative audience though and I fall into that category, women who like to see men get all hot and sweaty, just for kicks. I have seen this film so many times it's verging on tragic. John Cena just runs from set piece to set piece with those fab man boobs jiggling away and tries to save his missus. He does an admirable job of getting my own bosom heaving!
Coming out of the water at the end has to be the best bit...(phew, gonna have a moment....). If they had marketed this film better (ie for girls in need of friday night porn) I think it would find its niche.
Shockingly I am still single so I often dust off John when I feel lonely (so to speak) and I can tell you, I ain't the only one!
The only reason it doesn't get 5 stars is cos he only takes his shirt off ONCE!!!!!!!
With acting skills like his, he should really have his baps out far more often.
Not The Best But Worth Watching
Review date: 2008-03-05 Rating: 8 out of 10
i know a lot of people on here have been slating this item but in my opinion i think it is a good film, yeah its not the best acting and the best plot but if ya wanna fill an hour and a half with a film then this one will do the trick. plenty of action, blowing up and fight scenes, good story to it and overall not bad acting.
a lot of people might miss this film as its got cena in or a wrestler and not a established actor but it is worth a few quid
Farcical mess
Review date: 2008-01-29 Rating: 2 out of 10
Poor performances with a flaccid gung-ho script. The producers of this rubbish are in the mindset that if you throw enough explosions and bullet-laced garbage at the screen, some of it will stick. The dire-logue is laugh-out-loud bad (theres a cheesey Terminator reference in there somewhere); very droll indeed.....liquid garbage.
Product Details/Specifications
Actor(s):
Robert Patrick
John Cena
Kelly Carlson
Abigail Blanca
Creators:
John Cena (Primary Contributor)
Kelly Carlson (Primary Contributor)
Director(s):
Recording label: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
Manufacturer: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
EAN: 5039036032384
Binding: DVD
Number of items: 1
Format: Anamorphic, PAL,
Release date: 2007-05-07
Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
Audience rating: Suitable for 15 years and over
Region code: 2
Running time: 88 minutes
Theatrical release date: 2006
Language: English (Original Language)