Critters [1986]


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On another planet in another galaxy, a breakout is underway in a top security prison, and several inhabitants of Death Row escape to the planet Earth. The razor-teethed critters must feed on flesh. Preferably human flesh...



Go fry a Krite.
Review date: 2006-01-15 Rating: 8 out of 10

Alien bad buys escape from prison (The Kriten 8). They look like my cats when they have been overfed and sound like Corey Burton. They have a mischievous attitude and lots of teeth. If you get too close they will quill you. If you get in their way you will end up on the menu in their Kriteria. Luckily they are potty trained. However all good things must come to an end and bounty hunters are sent out after the Krites. The fun comes in the three-way interaction and dialog between the Krites, hunters, and humans.


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Relive your mis-spent childhood!
Review date: 2005-10-24 Rating: 8 out of 10

It seems hard to believe now, as a hardened, desensitised fanatic of all things gruesome and depraved (on film, that is), that there was once a time when I was young, innocent, and had not yet been exposed to the wonderful world of horror. Then, when I was around nine or ten, a number of delightfully disgusting movies came into my life. The Amazon review of 'The Gate' mentions that film in the same breath as 'The Lost Boys' and 'The Monster Squad' as evidence that 1987 was the year of the 'kiddie-horror' film. I would not dispute that; I loved all the aforementioned films as a kid, and I retain a fondness for them now ('The Monster Squad' in particular: I sincerely hope a DVD of that is on the way, I don't know how much more wear and tear my ex-rental VHS copy can take!). However, I feel one further title needs to be added to that list, a movie that came a year earlier; in case you haven't already guessed, I'm referring to 'Critters.'

Often dismissed, not entirely unfairly, as a clone of 'Gremlins,' this little monster movie is an altogether nastier affair with an appeal all of its own. The Krites, essentially carnivorous hedgehogs from outer space, escape from their galactic prison and head for the nearest convienient eatery: Hicksville, USA. And where should they land but the home of ET's mom herself, Dee Wallace Stone, and her classic hillybilly family: hay-chewing bowlerama Dad, trampy big sister, and our hero, slingshot weilding, firecracker loving little brat Brad. The ensuing mayhem is perfect family entertainment, so long as the parents don't object to their kids seeing the occasional sap get a chunk bitten out of them, and small aliens using the dreaded 'f'-word. (Oh, how daring it seemed at that age!)

Put simply, this is good old-fashioned dumb monster movie fun. Not the best monster movie of its era - that honour goes, of course, to the mighty 'Tremors' - but great fun nevertheless. For me as a kid it was a great introduction to horror; along with the aforementioned 'The Monster Squad,' I watched this movie repeatedly between the ages of about nine and fifteen. It's not too scary or gory, but it was just enough to show me the appeal of being scared, preparing me for such later favourites as Freddy, Jason and Romero's zombies. Sure, it's largely pretty basic, disposable entertainment, but there are at least three things that make 'Critters' noteworthy: firstly, an early appearance by Mister Dead Calm/Titanic/Phantom himself, Billy Zane; secondly, director Stephen Herek, who went on to give us the legendary Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure; and thirdly, one truly awesome special effects sequence, in which the green-headed faceless alien bounty hunter transforms into Terence Mann, without the benefit of CG. A genuine masterpiece of make-up effects, the film is worth seeing for that alone, assuming flesh eating furballs are not enough to sell it to you.

If you're a nostalgic child of the eighties, buy it and revisit those halcyon days. If you're a child of today, just getting into horror - buy it and stay well away from such godawful tripe as 'Van Helsing' or whatever else they're passing off as horror these days.


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Actor(s):
M. Emmet Walsh
Billy 'Green' Bush
Scott Grimes
Nadine Van Der Velde
Dee Wallace Stone

Creators:
Dee Wallace Stone (Primary Contributor)
Scott Grimes (Primary Contributor)

Director(s):

Recording label: Entertainment in Video
Manufacturer: Entertainment in Video
EAN: 5017239193019
Binding: DVD
Number of items: 1
Format: Anamorphic, PAL, Widescreen,
Release date: 2005-03-21
Aspect ratio: 1.85:1
Audience rating: Suitable for 15 years and over
Region code: 2
Running time: 82 minutes
Theatrical release date: 1986
Language: English (Subtitled)
Language: English (Original Language)

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