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Evil Beneath Loch Ness [2001]


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Review date: 2008-10-14 Rating: 2 out of 10

we have been studying movies for about 5 weeks now and our tutor showed us this because in his words it was an example of a low budget movie and we laughed. over and over due to the lack of attention to detail, paper rocks or the fact that the under water explosions were the same we can do after 1 lesson of playing with 3ds max. this is not a movie its just a joke. why they hyped it up in the making of is beyond me i mean the titles were done in ms word art... they boast about having a piece on there camera that allows them to move it... i mean come on this is on dvd? its a waste of the 14p disk its put on.
i would not call it the worst movie ever because its not a movie

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Not so bad
Review date: 2008-02-29 Rating: 8 out of 10

I have seen a lot of bad films and i would not rate this as a bad film. i thought it was quite magical but i dont watch films to pull to pieces or to see what is rubbish about it. i thoguht the film was quite mystical a bit predictable but had its moments of mystery. The special effects are not much to look at but they bring it to life in certain ways. Anyone who has spent time in the highlands will know how the people are and the cast did pull that of, I did enjoy the film the cast did try their best with the script, the whole film could have been a bit more scientific and less romantic it's the only thing what put me off.

Brilliant!
Review date: 2007-10-26 Rating: 10 out of 10

Some American students go to Scotland to relax at the renowned Loch Ness Nightclub, in between in searching for the Loch Ness Monster.

Will they discover the evil lurking in the depths, or will their plans be thwarted by the cynical Sheriff of Loch Ness (filmed with authentic ginger beard and highly convincing Groundskeeper Wullie accent), and his LNPD with their squadron of traditional highland cop cruiser cars??

Messie
Review date: 2007-06-10 Rating: 2 out of 10

American yuppies meet Nessie and help the locals to blow it up. A comment on American Foreign Policy perhaps? No. Don't look for subtlety here. This is a mess. The actors looked ashamed saying their lines - and so they should. It is a cliché ridden and cheap Jaws rip-off. Don't these bozos realise that a Jaws type movie without good acting and good special effects has no right to be on the screen? It's almost a shot for shot remake of Jaws but filmed in somebody's bath tub and padded out by the most obvious stock footage of Loch Ness you could download - for free. A dinosaur bath toy waved at the camera stands in for Nessie.
Someone ought to have explained that 'Loch' is not pronounced 'Lock'. The 'ch' is a glottal. But what am I saying? The 'Scottish' accents are so thin I expected the policeman to say "Don' come back, y'all" and spit tobacco for emphasis.
I suspect that most of it was filmed in California. The divers looked far too warm for Scotland.
Morally, the film is repugnant. A new species is discovered and immediately rendered extinct. Or is it? The last cliché in this tour de farce of clichés is the suggestion that there might be others down there and anyway, they have some 'roe'. Er, 'roe' is fish eggs. Reptiles just lay eggs if anything. And in any case, a prehistoric water saurian is more likely to have live young than lay eggs. But then again, the director laid one great big egg so I suppose, anything is possible. It's even possible you might enjoy this film. I would keep it to your own sad self if you do though.

Hoots Mon!
Review date: 2007-02-24 Rating: 2 out of 10

You honestly wonder how some people have the nerve to release a film! Acting? What acting? Lysette Anthony clearly watched 'Parent Trap' and decided to create a volatile version of the mother - one problem.... it doesn't work at any level. If you want to make the Scots revolt then get them to watch this film. My budgerigar does a better accent. Whoever directed this shambles clearly does not understand the concept of continuity and flow. It was more like the TV series Skippy and Flipper. Hey guys... lets make the film like Jaws and threaten the bathers. I'm sorry, but no sane person would bathe in water that is colder than your freezer. Special effects - I know, let's drag a rubber dinosaur toy from The Early Learning Centre through the water on a fishing line and then blur the picture. Who needs expensive CGI? We can always paint in a creepy looking blue eye! How shall we end the film? 'He's dead.' 'Oh is he? Bye then.' The End. I wish that Nessie had eaten the lot of them, including the director and crew!!

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Actor(s):
Vernon Wells
Lysette Anthony
Lysa Apostle
Brian Wimmer
Patrick Bergin

Creators:
Patrick Bergin (Primary Contributor)
Lysette Anthony (Primary Contributor)

Director(s):

Recording label: Prism Leisure
Manufacturer: Prism Leisure
EAN: 5014293121552
Binding: DVD
Number of items: 1
Format: Full Screen, PAL,
Release date: 2002-02-11
Number of discs: 1
Audience rating: Suitable for 15 years and over
Region code: 2
Running time: 85 minutes
Theatrical release date: 2001
Language: English (Unknown)
Language: English (Original Language)

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