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Mistress Of Frankenstein
This movie is just really, really bad. The acting is over the top and back again, there’s some kind of laugh track inserted for the servant Igor (seemingly a silly, twisted version of Paul Lynde), all of the incredibly annoying townspeople are named Karl, the horse in the movie is two guys in a costume, the wretched gorilla Kimbo puts in a cameo, Darian is forced to walk and talk like the original Frankenstein’s monster, and—with the exception of Miss Caine and Heidi Christine—the featured actresses are hardly worth looking at. I actually considered fast forwarding through some of the scenes. Unfortunately, I could go on and on listing the dumb things that make this movie almost painful to suffer through. Unless you’re a huge Darian Caine fan, there’s really no reason in the world for you to watch this movie.
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Fire bad, and so is this movie
Review date: 2003-02-12 Rating: 2 out of 10
Mistress Frankenstein was a major disappointment. It’s all well and good to intentionally make a spoof film as bad as possible, but this movie is just absurdly, ridiculously bad. Darian Caine plays Baroness Helena Frankenstein, a cold-hearted, cold-blooded, sexually repressed prude. Her husband Dr. Frankenstein still loves her despite her lack of warmth (and other things), and he naturally tries to bring her back to life when she is accidentally killed. Unfortunately, her brain was damaged in the accident. The doctor orders his servant Igor to fix it, but Igor ends up losing it and secretly replacing it with a brain he bought at the body parts store dirt cheap. When Mistress Frankenstein reawakens, she is a sex-crazed lesbian and starts seducing everyone woman she meets.
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Product Details/Specifications
Actor(s):
Darian Caine
Heidi Christine
Creators:
Darian Caine (Primary Contributor)
Heidi Christine (Primary Contributor)
Director(s):
Recording label: Prism Leisure
Manufacturer: Prism Leisure
EAN: 5014293120258
Binding: DVD
Number of items: 1
Format: Full Screen, PAL,
Release date: 2002-02-11
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1
Audience rating: Suitable for 18 years and over
Region code: 2
Running time: 77 minutes
Language: English (Original Language)